The Canvas Grey

Inspiration, Perspective, Insight

Don’t Stop The Insanity!

Posted by TheCanvasGrey on July 26, 2007

Some of these are from an email I got from my aunt and I made up a few!  I bet you could add more yourself! 



Maintaining a Health Level of Insanity!


At lunch time sit in a parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see how many slow down.


Page yourself over the intercom and don’t disguise your voice.


Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that!


Put your trash can on your desk and label it “IN.”


When a writing checks write something fun in the memo line like “for smuggling diamonds or bikini size 67 or 20 kilos of Geritol.”




Go for a skip every now and again!


Finish sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”


Order diet water; tell the drive-thru person it is a “to-go” order.


When your money comes out of the ATM scream, “I WON, I WON!”


Change your name tag or plate to describe your mood for the day, i.e., Rock Bottom, Last Survivor, Pigeon, Mork from Ork, The Lone Ranger, Tattoo, Damien, Spawn of the Devil or She-Devil.


The next time your boss makes a request in person, stand up, put your hands to the sides of your head, place your feet shoulder length apart, rotate your head in a clockwise manner and shout, “STOP THE INSANITY!”


Have a GREAT DAY!!!!



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